Hey, I'm Peter. You have no idea who I am, but that's alright, as I have been watching YOU for many years now. I do a comic strip about you. Really. It's called SIX FOOT PETER and it's about your life. I swear it. I'd just like to state on the record that Phil is NOT me. Really. I promise. If you were to search up "Peter Gresser"+ "Jack off" you shouldn't find anything. I hope. I destroyed those tapes...didn't I?

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